Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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