1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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