butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
And then the night went full on bisexual.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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