Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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