I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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