youre lurking in front of me
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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