Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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