dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Randomize
