Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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