I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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