just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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