The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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