Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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