I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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