Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I need a beard to bite.
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