you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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