At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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