Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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