I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i will never coherently bang her
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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