True but thats because hes a fetus.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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