I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Mom said you looked used
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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