Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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