Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry heythere7913 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(402): View more from Nebraska

Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...

Fav 16 1278 2105
share tweet
(212): View more from New York

You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.

Fav 15 1105 4941
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(202): View more from Washington, DC

We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.

Fav 19 5445 781
share tweet
(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.

Fav 33 2053 5387
share tweet
(307): View more from Wyoming

there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence

Fav 1 1271 2325
share tweet
(859): View more from Kentucky

I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.

Fav 4 2134 977
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(480): View more from Arizona

Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.

Fav 5 3600 1241
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(630): View more from Illinois

His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.

Fav 3 813 592
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(630): View more from Illinois

So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.

Fav 0 411 482
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT