No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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