Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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