She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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