I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
