Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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