...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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