Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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