why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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