i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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