So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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