So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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