If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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