She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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