I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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