I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
