I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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