This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
