they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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