I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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