I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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