i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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