Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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