The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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