i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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