For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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