I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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