Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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