Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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