Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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