weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Non-Jews are for practice
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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