what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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