Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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