North Korea, Best Korea!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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