Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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