and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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